I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

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When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

by MK Dicky May 17, 2021

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For your bush

For you and your well being. The bush is an aura about ones self and encompasses ones overall being. As one can assume, it also is a reference to genitalia hair and adds an extra nuance to the overall saying.

Oh thats a cold tub for your bushhh! / Dang, did you just make a turkey sandwich for your bush?

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Beating off behind the bush

Synonymous with beating around the bush.

Listen Johnny, I know you have some thing weighing on your mind right now, just stop beating off behind the bush and say it.

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George W. Bush

A partially-literate Texan who somehow became President of the United States. He invaded a country for no reason and killed a million people. The economy of the United States collapsed under him. He was known for making frequent verbal gaffes.

“Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?” ~George W. Bush

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

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Birmingham Bush Crabs

1: Noun

A delicacy enjoyed in the city of Birmingham, Alabama, wherein you scrape the pubic lice out of a hooker’s bush, fry the lice in a pan, and eat them like popcorn. Traditionally, the pubes are used as dental floss afterwards. 1 hooker serves 4 people.

Hey Bill, Krystal’s been mighty itchy lately, wanna see if we can score some Birmingham Bush Crabs?

by DiarrheaDildo69 November 12, 2025

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