nigel suicide wank

when your having a wank just before blow load, shout of Mum( diseased and rottin), bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

nigel suicide wank stinks

by mrs tosser October 4, 2025

Testicular suicide

What you say after watching someone hit himself in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.

Oh my God! That was testicular suicide!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

Vaginal suicide

What you say after watching someone hit herself in the pussy so hard that you're pretty sure she's dead.

Oh my God! That was vaginal suicide!

by yrgh October 5, 2025

syrian suicide toilet bomber

fatty luffi's exploding faeces after eating a dodgy kebab

syrian suicide toilet bomber cool

by mrs tosser October 16, 2025

Pheromone Suicide Bomber

Someone who doesn't shower for like 3 eons and then walks out into society acting like a normal person which creates a bioweapon worse than mustard gas

"You heard that Tom hasn't showered in 4 months?"

"That guy gotta be a Pheromone Suicide Bomber"

by literallydenjihayakawa November 15, 2025

Career Suicide

The act of intentionally fucking up your internet/physical career. One main way is by backstabbing your users and destroying the trust you built with consumers.

Duolingo committed career suicide in 2025 by firing thousands of workers and going AI first.

by VardanMarutyan December 12, 2025

Ghillie suit man

This man fought in every engagement since the the Puritans landed at Plymouth Rock, received 9 PH’s, holds a Bronze Star with “V” device, and a triple CIB. The exemplary warfighter.

“Bro we just took Colombia. With one operator. Ghillie suit man.”

by Ry011717 January 11, 2026