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ranch salad dressing

"Yo molly wussup with dat bowl of Ranch Salad Dressing ????"
"Don't hate appreciate da ranch dressin"
by HiddenValleyLovers September 11, 2013
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sober salad

The state of finally being sober after a long weekend of alcohol consumption. Typically refers to someone who may fall in the college audience.
I drank moonshine like it was my job last night and now, after about a day of recovery I'm finally sober salad
by Hubbz September 23, 2013
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Clusterfuck Salad

This salad is actually quite delicious. It is filled with lots of nuts and is topped with a white, creamy dressing. Hence the 'fuck' in clusterfuck.
"I'm feeling pretty randy tonight, honey. I think I'll order the clusterfuck salad."
by Section A December 17, 2013
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steamboat salad

You shit on a girls stomach and upside down fuck her tits so you cum in the shit with great precision. You pick it up with your dick and put it in a blender. (Don't put your dick in the blender) blend your wonderful mixture and lather your hoe and fuck day ass with your shit filled shlong.
Once upon a time I took your mom to dinner and steamboat salad your mom
by miles davis5678485 February 14, 2014
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caprese salad

Noun.

The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus while incorporating a phallic like vegetable to use as a form of penetration and symbolic foreplay.

verb. to caprese a salad
capresing a salad.
the dominant male ordered his twink to toss his salad, while handing him a cucumber to make it a caprese salad.

'I don't just like a tossed salad, I like a capresed salad'
by mike and ike in the morning April 28, 2014
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Lazy salad

When someone jerks using a tissue and forgets to throw it away
He forgot to throw away his tissue, he made a lazy salad
by Macadamias February 2, 2015
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Hobo Salad

1.) adjective
Describes someone that is being rude or mean. Usually used in a joking manner.

2.)noun

A salad that is made with whatever you have in the fridge at the time.
1.) Kaity, quit being such a hobo salad.

2.) I'm going to make a hobo salad with these eggs and lettuce.
by Sausage September 25, 2014
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