off your chops

Used when someone is being silly or intoxicated. For instance, if someone said something that was crazy or just plain stupid you would reply with "your off your chops!"

Then again, this word is mostly used when someone is pissed and are acting like a complete fool.

"your off your chops mate!"
OR
"james is off his chops."

by Brad June 19, 2006

clap your dog

When you have sex with someone's dog to spite them

Shut up Henry, I'm going to clap your dog.

by Dcprentiss February 26, 2017

up your arse

a shouted response to an insult. similar to up yours but stronger.

made immortal by the lyrics of the famous song:- "from stamford bridge to upton park" "stick your blue flag up your arse" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "from stamford bridge to upton park" ""stick your blue flag" "UP YOUR ARSE"

by theWestHamfan November 18, 2003

Clean your litterbox

1 Female who is not hygienically clean. Dirty virginia.

2 Male or Female who just talk to much shit, Lies or offensive

language

1. Boy to girl after sex: "Girl clean your litterbox."

2. Mother to daughter: "Shamikwa clean your litterbox.

3. Mike you kiss your wife with that mouth, "clean your litterbox.

by omyhell February 4, 2010

is your pond frozen?

An ambiguous phrase referring to parts unknown. In Canada and other Temperate regions that suffer a large climatic range, frozen bodies of water may not be safe for a majority of the winter months. Is your pond frozen?, has of course been turned around for more devious uses.

It is often used as a "come on" term by men to find out if the object of their desire seeks to lay with them.

John: Hey Jill, is your pond frozen?
Jill: Oh John, you are such a pervert.

by BeatmasterB January 30, 2010

Poking your ass

To waste time, idle; trifle; loiter. To move slowly, languidly, or dilatorily; saunter.

Stop poking your ass and help me with these packages!

by AEI December 24, 2010

hasten your pace

to effectively increase one's speed in order not to remain stagnant or in fact go back in time.

hasten your pace and have a froff!!

why are you so unhasty?
your pace hastening skills are dismal
if you don't hasten your pace immidately you will get a kick in the teeth
you pace is so unhastened that a sloth would overtake you

by Mac-ingston October 12, 2010