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temperate by fastmonkeywheels July 10, 2009
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Temperate
1) "What's up?" Nm just boolin, highkey temperate
2) That test was hella hard. I think I failed." "Nah, to me it was kinda temperate"
2) That test was hella hard. I think I failed." "Nah, to me it was kinda temperate"
Temperate by Klapping with Kermit September 23, 2016
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In the corporate world, templates are often provided by more senior people as a means of requesting and gathering information. The template are portrayed as an attempt to make the process easier, when in reality they make things harder.
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When a person is killed its body temperature lowers to that of the room it's in. Clearly you never want to win the room temperature challenge.
The robber thought he could get away with the money but ended up taking the room temperature challenge.
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Tom - Hell no, It would be more refreshing swimming in my mothers womb!
Ray - Yeah, Having a WOMB Temperature pool is not cool!
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Room Temperature Jeffrey
When one defecates from the top of a ladder onto someone beneath it. The feces hypothetically reaches room temperature once it strikes the recipient. Popularly used as a form of punishment.
Tom: Hey Jeff, it's Tom! What's goin' on?
Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.
Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.
Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.
Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.
Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.
Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.
Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!
Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!
Jeff: *grunts*
*splat*
NEXT DAY...
Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.
Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.
Ralph: What's that?
Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.
Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.
Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.
Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.
Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.
Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.
Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!
Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!
Jeff: *grunts*
*splat*
NEXT DAY...
Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.
Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.
Ralph: What's that?
Room Temperature Jeffrey by UrbanProphet July 29, 2009
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