cock embargo

When an individual refuses receiving penis in any shape, way, or form.

Girl #1: "Are you going to hook-up with that guy tonight?
Girl #2: "No. The cock embargo is still in effect."

by MOtastic145 July 1, 2011

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Summertime Cock

The change in the nature of your cock during the months of May to August in that girls want it solely because it is the summer and they know that once the summer is over, they will no longer be interested.

Guy 1: "So is she still interested in you?"
Guy 2: "Nah, but just wait for May to roll around. She's totally gonna want my summertime cock!"

by Camalam March 17, 2009

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cock snucker

A cock snucker is a chick who sucks cock and refuses to admit to it.

Whore: "I never suck cocks" *wipes the cum off her lip*

Us: Yeah right you fucking cock snucker!

by twylightsilverwing March 20, 2009

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Cock mackrel

noun; The cock mackrel is one who constantly changes their conviction to suit their present situation. One who changes their opinion to suit what is currently the majority's belief. A hypocrite. Related to the mackrel's behavior of schooling(in reality a cock mackrel is a small mackrel).

Those congressmen are such cock mackrels!

by EVIL PENIS April 30, 2004

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choco cock

A person who puts a turd on his sack right between the gnads and bends his nonerrect penis into it and fills his urethral with fecal matter. This can also be done with diarrheah.

Teen1: dude! Did you hear that guy in the bathroom!
Teen2: yeah! He was giving himself a choco cock.
Guy in bathroom: hey wanna join me!

by pspmiles May 18, 2014

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Cock-yoghurt

Noun: Semen

I was on my way into the peep-show booth, when I slipped over and landed face-first in a pool of cock-yoghurt.

They really ought to have a cleaner in there between occupants.

by Tommo February 24, 2004

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