sex up your arse 

Essentially meaning "great", this playful phrase will make your proclamations of the greatness of something all the better. Can also be used in the abbreviated form, SUYA. There is another variant, sex right up your arse.

Lemon cheescake is sex up your arse.
or
Lemon cheesecake is SUYA.

sex up your arse by insin January 8, 2004

sex, drugs, and rock & roll 

Motley Crue.

If you looked up sex, drugs, and rock & roll in the dictionary you'd see a picture of Motley Crue. In the 80s and 90s all four members of Motley Crue got more ass than a toilet seat and did enough drugs to kill a wild Keith Richards (and almost Nikki Sixx in 87).

sex, drugs, and rock & roll by TurkTurkleton August 23, 2011

sex with a banana 

When a girl is a virgin and scared about her first time then usually she'll steal a condom from her parents room and slip it onto a nice unripe banana. She'll spread her legs wide and force it deep inside, to break her hymen and test if a penis will actually fit. If it does fit then she'll pump it in and out for about 15 minutes even if it hurts. If it doesn't fit she'll smear it with vaseline and jam it in harder until it works.

Sometimes done by pathetic older women with no boyfriend/husband

"Oh my god, I'm so scared that he'll know I'm a virgin... Oh well I'll break my hymen and have sex with a banana!"

sex with a banana by Beatricethevirgin July 29, 2006

Sex on toast 

1. To have sex early in the morning, an activity usually coupled with 'breakfast in bed'.

2. To masturbate onto a piece of toast and subsequently consume it.

Sex on toast anyone?

Sex on toast by Longlong January 5, 2008

Sex Poke 

When someone yawns or streches, you poke them in the ribs. The person who is getting poked makes a noise that sounds like theyre having an orgasm.

Elliot: *yawn*

Tyrone: Poke!! (pokes in ribs)

Elliot: *moan* That damn sex poke gets me everytime!!

Sex Poke by auberginedreams September 12, 2009

sex swag 

Having a style or demeanor that attracts people to you in a sexual way. Not particularly by dressing slutty, but by carrying yourself in a manner that causes people to believe you are great in bed.

Person 1: You see how that girl move her hips?

Person 2: Mmmhhhmmm...she got mad sex swag!

sex swag by shaunperfi May 5, 2011

Sex Addict 

Holden Caulfield. At least thats what he says.

like Holden, you are a giant sex addict.

Sex Addict by shimmyshimmyquarterturn June 22, 2009