Unsuspecting person: I want a pet!
Guinea pig: Squeak squeak (Translation: I just sold my soul. I would like to eat you now.)
Unsuspecting person: Oh my god I want it! I'm naming her Angel!
News reporter: Unsuspecting person was murdered and eaten in their own house by Angel the guinea pig...
Guinea pig: Squeak squeak (Translation: I just sold my soul. I would like to eat you now.)
Unsuspecting person: Oh my god I want it! I'm naming her Angel!
News reporter: Unsuspecting person was murdered and eaten in their own house by Angel the guinea pig...
by meljogo March 09, 2021
An actual pig is a guy who is such a fucking looser that he is willing to overlook the fact that women are people and instead chooses to disrespect/objectify them.
A pig typically is unable to commit to one person because they are fully aware that they are a piece of shit and its never long before the girl they are talking to is able to see that too.
A pig typically is unable to commit to one person because they are fully aware that they are a piece of shit and its never long before the girl they are talking to is able to see that too.
by The one who finally said it May 22, 2020
A very squeaky animal that needs food 100% of the time. When they hear anything that is similar to their treats opening or food bags, they start to scream with excitement which most people interpret as; FOOD I WANT FOOD GIVE ME FOOD.
"My Guinea Pig is a food hog."
"Guinea Pigs are strange but adorable creatures."
"Guinea Pigs are great pets."
"I have a Guinea Pig, It is a lot of work."
"Guinea Pigs are strange but adorable creatures."
"Guinea Pigs are great pets."
"I have a Guinea Pig, It is a lot of work."
by Sailor May April 16, 2020
A Glazier tradesman that spends his day hanging from a harness or on a swingstage or scaffolding on the outside of skyscrapers hundreds of feet in the air installing Commercial window frames called Curtain Wall or Storefront systems, and then installing the glass units into the frames. The unit can be around 100- 900 pounds and these men are thick necked badasses. These men have no fear of heights and the term tower pigs comes is urban myth for rebellious warriors that scale 60 story buildings and work on them all day from the outside, naked to the elements...True Tower pigs
by Fandualking May 17, 2018
I got catfished by a fat chick, I thought about leaving but instead I took her home and gave 'er the ol' Pig Pie
by Chief quief March 11, 2021
by Rainbow Pig October 25, 2018
"pig" referring to the 50's slang term for police;
the automatic instant reaction when you see a cop to put your foot on the break and act unsuspicious
the automatic instant reaction when you see a cop to put your foot on the break and act unsuspicious
Friend 1- "dude why did you just slam on the breaks when we passed the cop?"
friend 2-"sorry my pig reflex was acting up."
friend 2-"sorry my pig reflex was acting up."
by Shitsandgiggles1107 June 05, 2011