the king

Elvis Presley

Elvis is still the king

by Pickle Dick January 5, 2004

old king clancy

When a man has sex with a woman, gives her a creampie, then pours maple syrup on her vagina and eats her out, thus eating a mixture of cum and syrup.

Billy enjoyed giving Susy an old king clancy because it gave his semen a nice sweet flavor.

by antjemimimima March 23, 2009

Martin Luther King Jr.

Real Name: Michael Lewis King Jr.

Born: January 15, 1929

Died: April 4, 1968 (39 years old)

WHAT SCHOOL WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE: A great guy who devoted his entire life to stopping discrimination against colored people before he got shot by some asshole.

REALITY: An unfaithful cheater who took pleasure in watching his friends rape women. He may have been a communist as well, although that's been up in the air for awhile.

Martin Luther King Jr. was not the hero that everyone makes him out to be.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2021

Size King

A Size King is a well-endowed man who actively seeks out size queens (men who only like huge dicks). Some men who are hung become size kings because they like to be with men who will really focus on their penis and it's size. A true size king advertises his endowment to "bait" potential size queens.

"You're sure showing a lot of dick bulge tonight, Dan."

"Of course I am. I'm not going to hide it...I need to meet some size queens at the club, and I want them to know that I'm a Size King"

by adam October 16, 2008

Boom King

Someone who is good with sex; packs a lot of "boom" in their pants. i.e: Geoff Rickly.

Yeah I had sex with this guy last night, he was so fantastic, he was like a boom king!

by cskizzlet September 8, 2007

sand king

Refers to the the scorpion in the popular game D.O.T.A.(Defense of the Ancients), which is a modification of Warcraft 3. The Sand King is known for his ability to do as he pleases. He commands everyone and everything in the game. In short, the Sand King does what he wants.

\"Nice, I just got chosen by the Sand King and I can win the game!\"

by nickv April 26, 2005

martin luther king

A great civil rights leader who has been honored by having a day that nobody remembers and a street in the ghetto that is very dangerous.

Friend: Yo, guess what I learned about Martin Luther King today!
Ignant Nigguh: Who dat?

by Theory's Apprentice July 2, 2006