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The Big Gay

The Big Gay is when a naked old man stares at you, crouching down in the closet while wanking himself. This is only referred when he approaches you and strangles you. It's almost as if an asteroid field has hit Uranus.
"I always laugh when people talk about dick, because dick is gay. Meaning, if you have a big dick, you have the big gay."
by The biggest gay jr. October 25, 2018
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Dan gay

Dan gay is the gayest amount of gay possible. The man who currently holds the record for the biggest amount of gay is known by the street name Gay turner.
by BadassMatt47Supreme January 5, 2019
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The gay homie

When a group of Male friends get together in a circle and start to beat each other off, the first one to ejaculate becomes the gay homie, at which point the rest of the friends beat him up. Dubbing him the gay homie.
"Hey bro think we went too rough on Carlos last night, his face is swollen pretty bad". "Well he shouldnt be so gay, when we play the gay homie".
by Daddydamon94 June 27, 2019
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the big gay

A virus that is caught by pissing someone off. Shares a common ancestor with the bofa virus.
you have the big gay lmao
by An Anonymus Ligma Survivour November 15, 2018
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gay marriage

When members of the same sex want to marry. They should be allowed, but George W. Bush is hobophobic (though he probably had some gay relations in college when he was all fucked up on cocaine.)
Only homopobic people are against gay marriage. Those same homophobic people go on to say that it goes against the bible. But here are a few quotes from the bible...

"Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church." (I Corinthians 14:34-35) ---- AKA. Don't talk you bitch!

"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in everything." ------ AKA. We need to be slaves to our husbands!
by Square October 10, 2005
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Gay Chicken

A game like chicken. One person usually initiates the game by rubbing a member of the same sex's leg. The other person then escalates from there. The first person to give up is looked at as gay, because he is not comfortable with his sexuality.
I grabbed his leg then, he immediately said STOP!!! So he lost the game of Gay Chicken
by Jackpot Potter July 20, 2010
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gay adjacent

adj., possessing many of the mannerisms and interests traditionally associated with gay people while not personally identifying as gay.
He's got a girlfriend so I guess he's just gay adjacent. But he's probably a BJ} away from moving next-door.
by inscrutabullwit March 11, 2004
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