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Hair Fucking 

Hair fucking is what a girl does when she takes her hair out of a ponytail and starts flipping it with her hand in front of a guy to be sexy.......girls at the gym do this a lot....it's used in the first stages of flirting. If you see a girl doing this to your man you know what's up :)
I saw her hair fucking him from here.
Hair Fucking by K.Rae March 31, 2011
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Useless Fucking Knowledge 

Information that is absolutely fucking useless to anyone unless they want to pursue a career that is extremely fucking important to remember otherwise your career and life is over as we know it.

Useless Fucking Knowledge accounts for many people who are Google Fucktards who present their arguments constructed on useless fucking knowledge.

Some of the following fall under the category of Useless Fucking Knowledge:

-Knowing how to operate a graphing calculator since not many jobs require you to operate a graphing calculator but to solve problems involving math (i.e - how many barrels are there)

-Remembering the periodic table, unless you are going to be a chemist, then you have a legitimate excuse

-Knowing how to get out of a stray jacket if you are being towed by a boat (And if James Bond is driving that boat, you're fucked otherwise)

...and much, much more. You could probably think of things that fall under the Useless Fucking Knowledge chart
Teacher: Okay children this is how you use a graphing calculator.

Student: *stands up* "Does anyone else think this is Useless Fucking Knowledge or is it just me?"

shit fucking 

To take a shit so huge, that it feels like your being ass raped
My ass is so sore from that shit fucking after we left that mexican resturant
shit fucking by El3M3NTxRxFxSx January 19, 2008

kiss fucking 

the act of two people in the doggy position facing towards each other kissing in a forceable manner repeatedly.
He looked so good, kiss fucking him was all i could thnk about.

God-Fucking 

I had sex with Evan last night
it was as good as God-Fucking
God-Fucking by Eggohead May 27, 2009

Kolonel's Fucking Crap

Aussie slang backronym for KFC or Kentucky Fried Chicken.
I can't be arsed cooking tonight. Whaddya feel like - Macca's, Red Rooter or Kolonel's Fucking Crap?

My relatives are so fucking annoying

I want them out of my fucking life

My relatives are so fucking annoying