shit for brains 

It means that someone is extremely stupid that they don't have a functional brain, instead they have shit (meaning nothing) where their brain is supposed to be.

Person # 1: Where the hell is Ray?
Person # 2: I don't know, I don't think he's coming tonight.
Person # 1: He's such a fucking idiot, he's ruining it for me too, I swear he has shit for brains!"

shit for brains by LILR1 August 19, 2008

Bhanchod / Bhainchot/ Penchod / 

Punjabi/ Urdu offensive
meaning "sister fucker", may be used to call someone an idiot as well as insult.

Jaz: Bhanchod!!! I told you to turn left not right! We'll never get back to Southall before tomorrow at this rate.
Sukh: Terri ma...

Bhanchod / Bhainchot/ Penchod / by Shiney2808 May 25, 2005

no brainer

A question with an obvious response.

Dude 1: Will you take the money?

Dude 2: Yes I will! It's a no brainer.

no brainer by nick_g August 16, 2011

brainsurfing

Randomly and quickly accessing thoughts, ideas, dreams or anything else in your head, usually for no apparent reason.

channel surfing for your brain.

I was listening to that R.E.M. record and was brainsurfing remembering everything that happened that summer.

brainsurfing by MigraineFarm August 3, 2007

Brainshart 

Similar to the brainfart, it is the inability to even remember the slightest bit of what you were talking about to the point where someone wonders if you *actually* shit your pants while thinking.

When describing his dog, Rufus had a brainshart and immediately went into a 20 year coma.

Brainshart by Taterbutthole December 27, 2009

BrainRaisin 

A brainraisin is reference to some stupid, irrational and underdog verbal or textual expression... just say something stupid; like this last paragraph defining BrainRaisins.

bff: say it again brainraisin
me: .... *sigh*

BrainRaisin by UrbanTuner December 18, 2019

Brainwashed

Controlling a person mentally, they believe everything you tell them. Telling them things they like to hear or doing things they like.

I brainwashed my girlfriend, I told her what she likes to hear.

Brainwashed by Kai Marie May 21, 2022