may 17

may 17: national ask out ur bsf dayyy

go on do it

❤️❤️❤️

aye it’s may 17 you better ask out ur crush
noooo
you have to it’s may 17
ok fineeee

by single.pringle.aka.hottie May 16, 2021

May

May means to be mid and gay. It is an adjective used to describe people such as ari boi, as may.

Mid+Gay=May

Random person: Hello Ari boi
Ari Boi: whats up
Random person: Youre very may bro
Ari Boi: I know thank you

by afalksf;lds March 14, 2022

mai yer

A girl that is very chill when you first meet but when you start to get closer with her she gets a little bit more crazy. But the more you get to know her the more you’ll wanna be around her and with her. Because she is a sweet, loving, chill, nice, beautiful, fine, cute, and outstanding girl and there’s more but it’ll just be too much. But she will be the perfect girl you always wanted because she is like an angle because that’s how amazing she is. She will be the perfect girlfriend too because she is a loyal, caring, understanding, trustworthy, and sweet girl. So the guy she is with right now is very lucky because he got a beautiful princess with him. And she loves being called princess for reason but whatever makes my princess happy I’ll do it. I love you my princess ❤️.

Mai yer is the best person in the world and makes me so happy ❤️

by Kobe123 November 25, 2019

May 28th

A day where a beautiful brown eyed male was born. Super funny, intelligent and attractive, definitely a sweetheart was born on this day! ❤️

Me: What's today?
Some person: Oh it's may 28th!
Me: Wow it's my amazing boyfriends birthday!

by Mrs Bakugo June 28, 2022

May 28

Petty and Disrespectful day
•Be the most pettiest person and disrespectful person that you always wanted to be.•

Girl 1: hey? What day is it?
Girl 2: it’s May 28 ya dummy
Girl 1: gotcha

by CationSp May 28, 2021

May 20th

May 20th is know as national Ride your boyfriend like a horse day

Oh hey is that your boyfriend GageMo? You should celebrate May 20th with him!!

by GageMo May 17, 2020

cape may carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.

I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry ass Cape May carver!

by PannyRipper April 24, 2024