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retro banana 

an awesome youtuber who will be the next PewDiePie and have 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 subscribers in the year 2035
do you watch youtube? oh, yeah. i love watching that handsome dude retro banana

sloppy banana 

When a female peels back your forskin and your dick cheese flys out
She was happily getting ready for. Sex till she realized i had a sloppy banana
sloppy banana by 7816351 July 2, 2017

grilled banana 

When, during a sunbed tanning session, one forgets to cover ones member with either suntan cream or a towel. The result being a sunburned, unusable Polony Pony.
Did you hear about Ted? He can't bang that hooker he ordered online because of his grilled banana.

The banana has left the peel

Used to describe the moment in which one dissociates. Like when you feel you are no longer in your body.
Friend: there's a theory suggesting that it's equally if not more probable that our universe is a computer simulation as compared to the idea of an intelligent creator.

Me: The banana has left the peel.

danish banana 

It's a penis. That's it.
I can see your Danish Banana, dude.
danish banana by GontaGentleman November 10, 2017

toffee banana

A code used often in the gay scene. When a man asks for a toffee banana he is requesting to receive anal sex without lubricant form multiple men.
“Can I get that toffee banana off you guys
toffee banana by RoadmanWhite December 19, 2017