Fingered The 7up Cake

When you’re scanning groceries at Aldi and someone hands you a 7up cake, the slid slips off, and you dip your hand in the cum covered cake.

Damn, man, I fingered the 7up cake at work again today.

by 7upcake February 8, 2021

smith island cake

the official cake of Maryland. Probably the most amazing cake you'll ever eat- atleast 10 layers, icing on every layer. You can probably find it near OC (ocean city) or in Crisfield.

Person #1:Hey have you tried Smith Island Cake?

Person #2:Yeah! It's the awesomest cake ever!

Person #3: I know right!

by grahambearsgummybears February 28, 2014

spunky sponge cake

You make a basic vanilla sponge cake but you spunk into the batter and mix it in, It makes it better if you make a cum glaze for the cake

If you make a Spunky sponge cake deliver it too me. It is my favorite

by Anneboleynpan1522 September 11, 2020

The Dirty Chocolate Cake

When you eat your gf ass and she forgot to wipe.

Friend 1: Mate I was eating my gf ass and it had pooh in it
Friend 2: AH mate you ate the dirty chocolate cake

by Dark Chocolat April 22, 2021

Boston Creme Cake

When you ejaculate into someone's shit-stained ass after they had recently shit

Jessica: I heard John gave Kaity a Boston Creme Cake last night.
Tammy: OMG thats so nasty!

by RockyTalky August 17, 2021

bake my cake

knock you off

this girl thats cool w my opp js asked can she come over my and n whats my addy ! she out tryna bake my cake

by simplychristt May 28, 2022

Filipino Mocha Cake

deficating into a Tupperware dish and serving it piping hot

Breh, she asked me if I wanted some Filipino Mocha Cake. I said yes and she served me shit in a Tupperware.

by Truffle Butler May 28, 2015