by LemonySnickets November 14, 2021

by wawakook August 6, 2023

V.) When you stick your penis in mashed potatoes and as someone gives you a blowjob, it gets on their neck.
by Dontwannasausbrjcub June 5, 2016

by a living homo sapiens sapiens November 12, 2022

Young children can be very observant to the things they see, especially the screen on your phone or tablet. This is an updated modern analogy to the old saying “little pitchers have big ears” .
As I was looking over Grindr thumbnails, my young cousin looked over my shoulder and ask what I was doing. Fortunately it was just PG thumbnails. It made me very aware, and as my older cousin and I mentioned the “little pitchers have big ears” reference, we changed the reference to potatoes, because they have “eyes”. Little potatoes have big eyes. Now we are a pet of history.
by Chris Shannon dss October 6, 2023

by kaykaybeth December 19, 2019

"wow, I have become one with the Potato, enlightenment has rained down upone me, I finally see it all. All hail potato!"
by general secretary April 16, 2024
