Guinea pig

The cutest thing you could possibly find let me tell u something. DO NOT EAT. If u eat u have no more companion. Let me spit some real facts now. They live from 6 to 7 years and possibly 10 at most
They love food and u if u give them food. They like loads of stuff, mostly food though they even have their own word for food, WEEK

Week week I'm a pig give me food now

I am not the food for you though u get food for me guinea pig
My name is peeg I littol guy

My ear go flop I know not why
My floof is big cuz full of love
But not all floof is mostly chub

by Guinea piggggg February 24, 2021

Peppa Pig

A dumb English 5 year old pig who is very very very bossy and ugly

There is no example for Peppa Pig

by eeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllll June 9, 2021

Pig Reflex

"pig" referring to the 50's slang term for police;

the automatic instant reaction when you see a cop to put your foot on the break and act unsuspicious

Friend 1- "dude why did you just slam on the breaks when we passed the cop?"

friend 2-"sorry my pig reflex was acting up."

by Shitsandgiggles1107 June 5, 2011

Pig Walk

When someone has to strip naked and put a sock over his penis, then crawls through the hall squealing like a pig.

Wilbur its time for your pig walk.

by hazingislove September 12, 2018

pig

Tastes fucking great in a fajita with spice.

fucking amazing pig meat bro

by VanceRuth October 23, 2019

Bush pig

A pit or hole filled with spikes and acid usually hidden within bushes and are often times used by meth cooks to hide meth labs in backwoods.

She was eaten by the Bush pig never to be seen again.

by Lvcifr March 20, 2020

Ground Sausage Pig

A pig made from ground sausage.

Puny Customer: Aww look! A pig made from ground sausage.
Aaron, the Mighty Meat Slayer: I am the creator of the ground sausage pig. It is most triumphant. Now be gone from my presence or I shall smite thee with my pork sword!!

by Abacabb1984 August 5, 2016