the sound of a very fast poo, relating to the sound of the arcade or carnval game where you shoot out the clowns teeth
by takeadumpinyourcornflakes November 8, 2011

(noun) When one cleans the bathroom, he/she receives the honor of getting the first poop after being cleaned.
Trent (yelling into the bathroom): Yo! What are you doing, dude?!
Jake: Pooping... What do you think, bro?
Trent: That's not cool, man. I totally had the poo priority for this week..
Jake: Pooping... What do you think, bro?
Trent: That's not cool, man. I totally had the poo priority for this week..
by C-RAHD1992 October 22, 2011

1. Poo-hoo is where someone butt chugs a Yoo-hoo drink, ie Yoo-hoo enema, and then sharts it all over their partner’s face, chest, &/or genitals. For people who want a brown shower but don’t actually like poo feces.
2. Also for those who want to act out the fantasy of drinking another persons diarrhea straight from the anal spicket, without getting sick from a real foodies.
2. Also for those who want to act out the fantasy of drinking another persons diarrhea straight from the anal spicket, without getting sick from a real foodies.
Brenda: “Poo-hoo, honey, over here! I have explosive diarrheas, and it’s the the kind you can drink”
Todd: “oh yeah Poo-hoo! Give me that caca mudslide!
Todd: “oh yeah Poo-hoo! Give me that caca mudslide!
by BettyYellowSplash August 29, 2025

For expressing extreme emotions while not swearing also can be used for defending yourself from bully’s as in “go poo in a shoe”
by Wyatt Johnson October 4, 2019

The act of aiming the poo exiting your anus to hit a specific target. For instance a spider, an pre-dropped depth-charge or the side in extreme cases. For example:
I went for a shit and a spider was trying to escape. Needless to say i used yesterdays lunch as mortar rounds using poo placement
As we all know, its common courtesy to not leave skidmarks on the side of the pan but in this case, I had to as it was the lesser of two evils - side-pan skidmarks or splashback. I was mid-poo and I knew the next one had a decent surface area. This meant that I had to use poo placement to make sure that it just scraped the side enough to cause minimal splashback.
As we all know, its common courtesy to not leave skidmarks on the side of the pan but in this case, I had to as it was the lesser of two evils - side-pan skidmarks or splashback. I was mid-poo and I knew the next one had a decent surface area. This meant that I had to use poo placement to make sure that it just scraped the side enough to cause minimal splashback.
by all_red7 May 3, 2013

by JC & the Boys May 20, 2020
