U of poo

A person forgot to wipe directly on their anus leaving a U shape poo shmear.

Mickey: "Babe I want you eat your ass but there's a U of poo !"
Bottom: "oh oops I'll go shower"

by Oomph January 22, 2022

eat poo

Dumbest thing to ever say

Dumbass:Let’s eat poo!
Normal person: no KYS

by It is in my ass September 25, 2018

Maxy poo

The word that you call ur toxic best friend when they are being annoying and you just want attention.

Oh maxy poo ur so funny

by murmynatalia.wispo November 24, 2019

pee pee poo poo check

to know wither to pee or poo.

bro stop u need a pee pee poo poo check.

by dawoodahakbar November 12, 2020

Poo-Limit

When driving you go an extra 20mph over the speed limit because you really have to poop

I was turtle-heading so I had to go the poo-limit.

by Satch Jenkins August 5, 2018

Fast Poo

Diarrhea. A term created by Makayla Jones .

Mom, dad, I have the fast poos.

by bobo1778 July 14, 2018

poo-ruse

The art of taking your time to peruse a shop’s offerings while you work up a nasty dump to take there before you leave.

Kyle stopped at the Cracker Barrel on the way to Georgia and took his time to poo-ruse each and every nick nacho patty whack before he dropped his load … and then got back on the road.

by Shah of the Bayou September 29, 2022