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Guinea pig

The cutest thing you could possibly find let me tell u something. DO NOT EAT. If u eat u have no more companion. Let me spit some real facts now. They live from 6 to 7 years and possibly 10 at most
They love food and u if u give them food. They like loads of stuff, mostly food though they even have their own word for food, WEEK
Week week I'm a pig give me food now

I am not the food for you though u get food for me guinea pig
My name is peeg I littol guy

My ear go flop I know not why
My floof is big cuz full of love
But not all floof is mostly chub
by Guinea piggggg February 24, 2021
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Pigs in the blanket

When a woman has a giant clit and labia
Pigs in the blanket

Man, my date last night gave me a pigs in a blanket
by Cyrus324 September 17, 2019
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pig

Tastes fucking great in a fajita with spice.
by VanceRuth October 23, 2019
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Pig Walk

When someone has to strip naked and put a sock over his penis, then crawls through the hall squealing like a pig.
Wilbur its time for your pig walk.
by hazingislove September 12, 2018
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Cancel Pig

A person, usually a self-proclaimed internet activist, who spends most of their time online maligning anyone they deem "problematic" or "offensive" on social media in an effort to defame or "cancel" said person(s).
"There's this movie that I've been wanting to make for years, but I'm scared those cancel pigs on Twitter will try to shut it down, all because of an innocuous statement I made over a decade ago."

"When I told my brother that I wanted to share my thoughts about controversial topics on social media, he told me the cancel pigs would eat me alive."
by Jonkama December 13, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Bay Of Pigs ใ€Š๐Ÿท๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฝใ€‹Invasion: The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025
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Turbo Pig

A Turbo Pig is a promiscuous, confident, and oft charming male or female who displays little if any consideration for his fellow human beings in any number of pursuits which most commonly solely benefit the individual.

Turbo Pigs are generally self-aware, but outwardly display no shame for their well documented antics. He or she will openly comment on a member of the opposite sex in an inappropriate manner regardless of the company being kept at said time.

Turbo Pigs are commonly found in the fields of entertainment, accounting, and amateur and professional sports.
Mate how about Kobe and Rice at the Olympics? Turbo Pig match made in heaven.
by WayneTower September 6, 2012
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