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What the hell are musicals? It appears to be a play where the dialogue stops And the plot is conveyed through song Through song? Wait, so an actor is saying his lines and then Out of nowhere, he just starts singing? Well, that is the Stupidest thing that I have ever heard You're doing a play, got something to say So you sing it? It's absurd! Who on earth is goin' to sit there While an actor breaks into song? What possible thought could the audience think Other than, "This is horribly wrong?" Remarkably, they won't think that (Seriously? Why not?) Because, it's a musical, a musical And nothing's as amazing as a musical With song and dance, and sweet romance And happy endings happening by happenstance Bright lights, stage fights and a dazzling chorus
You wanna be great, then you gotta create a musical I don't know, I find it hard to believe

Some make you happy
Some make you sad
Some are quite big
Some quite small
Some are too long
Some are just plays with song (oh)
Some musicals have no talking at all
(No talking at all?)
That's right, there's no talking
All of the dialogue is sung in a very dramatic fashion
(Um, really?) Yes, really
(There's no talk?) There's no talking
And they often stay on one note for a very long time
So that when they change to a different note, you'll notice
And it's supposed to create a dramatic effect
But mostly you just sit there asking yourself
"Why aren't they talking?"
(Sounds miserable) I believe it's pronounced "Misérables"
I was in a musical dancer kicked in unison in one big wonderful line!!!
by AuroratheHippoQueen May 31, 2025
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toxic music

A song (or multiple songs) that remind you of a time in your life, usually a rough patch.
Person 1: I can’t listen to November by Tyler The Creator because it reminds of my ex.

Person 2: That song is toxic music for you.
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Bagel Music

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Noun.
1. Your favorite song.

2. A song that you would listen to while you're getting a bagel.
"What's your bagel music?"

"So, this is the kind of bagel music you listen to."
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music angel

a big ass fuckin boomblaster, you use at parties for making it funnier.
dude at party: wow this sound is amazing.
host at party: yeah i know, its my music angel.
by evenkjekkerud January 28, 2018
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Musical Euphoria

similar to gender euphoria, it means that enjoying a song so much that you can geg it out of your head, sometimes, it gets to the point where you just want to listen to the song anytime.
Seth : Dude, bittersweet symphony by the verve is so damn good. its stuck in my head for months now man
Manson : Shit, i think you got the musical euphoria
by ralseigaming24 June 8, 2025
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music cuck

The Person who’s not in charge of music in the relationship and ends up learning all the words to songs they don’t like.
Matt is such a music cuck he knows every word to all of 21 pilots songs. He hates them.
by Dsherdog April 25, 2020
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