Shit shuffle

The awkward, stiff-legged march to the bathroom when you have to poop really bad. The shit shuffle is usually taken at a quick pace as to not shit your pants.

I had to drop a deuce, so I shit shuffled my way to the nearest toilet.

by turnerandcooch January 22, 2013

Shit pains

The crappy feeling in your stomach when taking a dump, almost like your stomach is collapsing in.

Jack's got the shit pains! I can hear him moaning in the bathroom!

by UncleNick April 8, 2012

Tits and shit

A variable for any noun, adjective, or swear word.

Hey come get your tits and shit out of my car

by Barnyman July 31, 2011

shit ugly

Being so ugly that its to the point of looking as ugly as shit. Looking worst than shit.

Someone being so ugly that you see them and it makes you go damn that girl is ugly.

Being so ugly that the gender is questionable.

Thats being shit ugly.

John: Man look at that girl...eww.

Me: I know right dude, that girl is shit ugly.

Me: Wait hold on is it a girl......

by Middlefingertothefuckinworld October 26, 2011

Spite Shit

When one defecates in an area with the sole purpose of complicating another's life.

Charles: Officer Gamble audited me the other day.
Ethan: Oh yea? What a prick! He doesn't even work for the IRS!
Charles: I Know right? I'm going to take a SPITE SHIT right on the driver's seat of his Prius.

by Superlative1 November 16, 2011

Shit eater

A person who loves drama and gets off on it and loves to keep drama going and loves to lie on others and loves the he said she said game and just loves to spread shit and play in it and stir it. Formally known as “drama queen” shit eaters don’t deserve to be queen of any thing…. They are nothing more than shit eaters…

Those two old ho bags are big time shit eaters that love drama and they lie so much they believe their own lies!

by Squbbles April 3, 2022

bull shit

a really fun card game, u gotta place cards down in order, like Ace, 2,3 4", it doesn't matter how many u put down, as long as u get rid of ur cards, if you don't have the card(s) u need to put down, just put card(s) down and say it's the card(s) u need to put down...if someone thinks ur lying they have to say "B.S." or "bullshit" if they're right, the person who lied must take the entire pile of cards, if the person who said B.S. is wrong they must take the pile. The first one to lose all their cards wins!

Joey: "3 6's"
Me: "Bullshit!" *flips the cards and sees a 3 a 2 and a 5*
Joey: "Damn..." *takes the pile of cards"

by Dirge May 24, 2005