day is dead 

(Day Is Dead) aka Predayed is a lonely guy with no girl to comfort him nor make him feel “whole” as a person. Day has been broken to many times to trust a real female in the time of {2021} Days longest relationship lasted 2 years and even then he got heart broken by a thot that doesn’t care and cheated like all the other females Day has been with.

Day Is Dead Will Never Trust A Female Enough To Marry Her

~Predayed

day is dead by Disturbed Ways March 8, 2021

69 dead sled 

raping and then shooting a woman in the head on a flight of stairs and then sticking your dick in her gun shot wound and riding her dead corpse down the stairs like a sled. her on bottom of course.

dude i 69 dead sled your mom last night!

69 dead sled by new thought August 7, 2008

night of the living dead 

any home game played by Franchise FC

damn, the atmosphere at the Winkeldome/NHS (delete where appropriate) was bad!

night of the living dead by AFCW April 24, 2004

You're dead to me. 

A phrase, if used too often and with poor discretion, that eventually loses its initial impact.

Mortimer: Ethel, if you don't pass me that pan of steamed asparagus, I'm serious this time, you're dead to me.
Ethel: Give it a rest, Mortimer.

You're dead to me. by bandit bob October 9, 2009

my dad is dead

A phrase that is meant to be a joke but taken seriously by the uneducated.

My dad is dead. No seriously he is dead. He died this morning. No he is alive stupid.

my dad is dead by bongobat October 26, 2007

about dead 

When you feel rundown, tired, ill or generally crap, the correct term to generalise all these is "I'm about dead"

Dale: I shouldnt of had the double cheese burger.

Jam: I should not of had 2, I'm about dead.

Dale: I can feel it sliding through my body.

about dead by Jam and Dale June 11, 2006

Brain Dead 

A girl named Morgan.

Ryan: Hey Morgan, wanna go smoke a blunt with me and Cam?
Morgan: Yeah!
Cam: You got the blunt?
Ryan: Yeah man, let's go!
Morgan: Wait, what?
Cam: Morgan's fucking brain dead man.
Morgan: Who?
Cam: You.
Morgan: Oh.

Five minutes later

Morgan: Hey, wait, I'm not brain dead you asshole!

Brain Dead by Rf3mZ January 11, 2009