Cock-Snorkeler

One who engages in the act of sucking the beenie weenie as if it were their only means of obtaining oxygen.

"Man Larry is a fu&%ing cock-snorkeler ! he sucked so much ween he shits jizz!"

by bshan2001 October 12, 2008

Cock Lock

When you tie your dick around your bike so nobody can steal it.

I forgot my combination lock at home, I guess I’ll just have to use the cock lock again.

by hitlersashes December 9, 2019

cock bridge

a hot chick's male friend who you use in order to get close to her; the opposite of a cock blocker

Michael is going to be our cock bridge to Raquel.

Hey, there's my cock bridge sitting next to Stacy.

by anything is cool October 23, 2008

Frost Cock

A condition in which one's penis becomes frozen or numb from not wearing heavy enough pants and/or underwear. Typically occurs during prolonged outdoor exercise such as running or walking on a really cold day.

Runner 1: Dude are you okay?
Runner 2:(on the floor cupping his crotch) Why did I wear shorts today?
Runner 3: Frost Cock!

by Ry-Guy2 March 12, 2009

Cock Comet

The sexual act of passing a kidney stone into your spouses
vagina

Man: shit that was painful
woman: at least i have your cock comet inside me!

by darkdude522 January 22, 2010

cock pheasant

Creative yet demeaning word for a homosexual male.

Damnit David, You are such a cock pheasant.

by KarenGeee November 22, 2006

Cock mackrel

noun; The cock mackrel is one who constantly changes their conviction to suit their present situation. One who changes their opinion to suit what is currently the majority's belief. A hypocrite. Related to the mackrel's behavior of schooling(in reality a cock mackrel is a small mackrel).

Those congressmen are such cock mackrels!

by EVIL PENIS April 30, 2004