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Brown dragon

When someone shits on another person and someone nearby grabs the shit lights it on fire and throws it toward the next nearest persons butthole
Casey can't come to soccer practice because he got hit with a brown dragon and had to go to the hospital.
by Whiskeyjohndoe December 21, 2020
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poison dragon

A sex act involving a prostitute sticking their tongue up a man's butt; analingus.
Tim: I saw an ad for a hooked under my door. I called the number, and they sent a hooker to my hotel to give me a poison dragon.
by redroadpunk May 31, 2023
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Double headed dragon

A three-some where: person #1 is performing oral on person #2 while having sex with person number #3 , while the #3 is licking the rectum of person #2 simultaneously with #1 doing oral.
Person #2 talking to his brother: man, Sidney and Oliver played me like a double headed dragon last night!

Brother: oh yeah?!

Person #2: yeah man, my bed was a literal slip and slide and my knees didn't work for hours after!
by Criddie January 6, 2024
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Dragon Man

an extinct human species from 62-296 thousand years ago, notable for its big skull
Nicknamed "Dragon Man", the specimen represents a human group that lived in East Asia at least 146,000 years ago.
by slweeb July 1, 2021
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Invisible Dragon Handshake

This is when a fire I like on the other side of the house, and a person give a man a handy. No one can leave the house until climax is achieved, and the only lubrication to be used is Vick's Vaporub.
The only way for the Vantalord, and the council, can get out of this war is if they give an Invisible Dragon Handshake to the Rouge.
by nolabusch January 13, 2022
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Beowulf's Dragon

The third and final enemy of Beowulf, one of the earliest known works of fiction.A fire drake measuring 50 ft (15 m) long. The dragon guards a lair filled with piles of priceless treasure. Its heavy body blocks daylight from reaching the armor, goblets, jewels, coins, and golden swords it hoards deep in the cave. Whenever someone steals a golden cup from its lair, the dragon rampages through the countryside, burning every home in Geatland and terrifying villagers. Only Beowulf, King of the Geats, can stop the dragon.

Beowulf is armed with a magic sword and has an army to face the dragon. He strikes the dragon with his sword, but the blow glances off the beast's hide. The rest of his army flees but Wiglaf stays to help. He stabs the dragon in a vulnerable place and Beowulf slashes it through the middle, cutting the monster in two and ending its life.
Beowulf's Dragon is the first example of a fire-breathing dragon in literature.
by Nordicdragon June 28, 2018
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ohio dragon

When you blow your buckeyes in to the anus of an a Asian girl, but it hurts so bad she jumps up and screams OO-HHHIII-OOO.
I gave Ling an Ohio Dragon last night!
by quasidillaman November 29, 2018
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