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Fromunga Cheese

A fungal type of cheese that grows around your asshole when you don't wipe properly.
What do you want on your toast? I have some fresh Fromunga cheese for you!
by P-lum Sizzauce November 29, 2004
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cheese wipe

When you take a slap of cheddar cheese and smash it on a plate till you see through it.

Usually used as an insult.
You are such a cheese wipe!

What the cheese wipe?!

Shut up, you cheese wipe!
by master stghm April 4, 2004
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cheese slice

1. a random image inserted into a television show or movie by a creator with no special significance but which fans attribute deep meaning to and debate about said meaning at length. The term stems from a Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode, 04.22 "Restless." The term can also be applied to any of the following:

2. any confusing image which causes a person to realize she is literally or figuratively dreaming

3. something which will not protect a person

4. something for which one clears a space, especially if space is already available or time should be spent on more pressing matters

5. an existential question or riddle
1. Look, I listened to the director's commentary. The bald guy is just a cheese slice--there's no deep meaning behind his appearance.

2. It all seemed so real, but my dog driving an ice cream truck was a real cheese slice and I knew I had to wake up.

I thought I could trust my best friend until I got smacked with a cheese slice: she was having an affair with my boyfriend!

3. I don't know if I want to ride with you--your Geo Metro is a total cheese slice in an accident.

4. I know I told my sister I would babysit, but I cheese-sliced in coffee with Nathan instead.

5. The real cheese slice is whether I wear the pants or the pants wear me.
by JossedGrrl February 3, 2010
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deaf cheese

The state of permanent happiness or bliss, usually resulting in temporary deafness and unexplainably cheesy comments.
I wish I could be deaf cheese, but instead I'm depressed all the time.
by Big Brown Cow March 30, 2005
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Cheese syndrome

A syndrome that occurs in females who were attractive for the beginning part of their life, but after high school/college, their bodies burned out and now are considered below average on the male attraction scale. Opposite of wine syndrome.
Person A: Great to be here at the high school reunion.

Person B: Hey, isn't that Angela over there?

Person A: Man, she's disgusting now isn't she?

Person B: She must suffer from cheese syndrome
by JustThatGuy June 3, 2009
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Cheese Grater

The broest of all culinary implements, a Cheese Grater is used to add some sting when slapping bitches that fall out of line.
My bitch put tomatoes on my sandwich, so I got the cheese grater out and taught her a lesson, then made her add more cheese to my sandwich with it.
by idomdom December 30, 2010
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Cheese Queen

Jonah and Dane only date Cheese Queen's.
by Blumpkin Head January 8, 2009
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