Robert x paul

Robert loves Paul so much

Person 1: hey you see Robert??
Person 2: yeah? What’s up with him?
Person 1: he is simping for Paul again..
Person 2: Robert x paul for life

by Sandra’s lover 😋 September 2, 2022

Robbed

(This is for wattpad readers)Baiscally meaning that we were going to read something (you know) but insted was'nt given in the context.

Oh come on. We were robbed!

by drarrylover_ September 4, 2022

Robert

Robert. A successor to historic robber barons, a Robert in modern corporate America is an employee of high position who publicly and gleefully exposes the shortcomings of other employees — in order to control the weak and perversely amuse him/her self and others — whilst paying little heed to ruffled feathers, mangled psyches, or damaged careers.

Example: That Doctor Stowe is such a Robert. At a meeting today, the Doctor used a four page written list (that he compiled over the course of six years) to portray Carl and Scottie as nitwits.

by Bigdogs123 September 6, 2022

Rubber duck

“Rubber duck” is used when you are in a difficult choice making situation, you then say: “Rubber duck”and make a random choice. It can also be used after realising you’re screwed and you just accept it

“Yo did you do your homework”
“What homework”
“The math”
“Damn, oh well Rubber duck”
Or
“Which answer is it in the quiz”
“I don’t know man”
“*sigh* rubber duck

by Sibisizwe McGregor September 13, 2022

roberts

plural of bobs. ect; boobies, bazoingas, bahoobas, boobahs, tig ole biddies

my cat b layin on my roberts

by leilanievans02 September 15, 2022

Robertstealcreditcardiphobia

An intense, overwhelming fear, that someone specifically named Robert will come into your house at 9:31 PM at night and steal all of your credit cards before running away.

JIMM: "L-Look man....I see his face everywhere- ......Robert, that name- ......it has given me serious Robertstealcreditcardiphobia..."

by RosettaTherapy September 16, 2022

rubber casserole

When a significant other puts fecal matter inside of a condom and you apply it on your penis and then have sex with them

Did you do a rubber casserole last night?

by IdleMaverick September 17, 2022