Two-Person Wedgie

This one is a long definition. A two-person wedgie is a wedgie is a wedgie in which the undies are so big two people can fit inside them at the same time. Person A, the person who originally wore the undies, is the victim and Person B is the giver, the person who got inside the undies with Person A. Person B puts their legs through the back legholes of the underwear of Person A, typically with their backs and asses touching. Then Person B pulls up the underwear where it is now at their front. Person B only gets a slight front wedgie, but Person A will get their undies shoved fully up their ass. Maximum agony.

My big sister gave me an atomic two-person wedgie yesterday. My pussy was on fire for hours.

by Wedgie_expert101 July 20, 2021

In-person hot

When someone is attractive in-person but is not photogenic whatsoever.

Guy: Hey check out my new girl!
Friend: She's not even hot...
Guy: No, trust me! She's in-person hot!

by Karab okama August 11, 2019

The funniest person alive

Slimecical

Slimecical is the funniest person alive

by Amighostboo February 28, 2023

sauce person

A person who enjoys sauce with every single meal

Merjem : I am a sauce person.
Ahmed : What does that even mean?
Merjem : I like to have sauce with every meal

Him: oh you are a sauce person! you are eating popcorn with ranch!!

by Merjmed May 5, 2023

Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798))

where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3. Is a hyper"scentience" that will horribly, and gore splatteringly oblitterate every other peroson, exept for "Person (SQRT OF - 546) ^2.973"

Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798)), where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3: Hello, person 1!
Person 1: Uhh... Hi... uhh...Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798)), where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3.
Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798)), where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3: What way would you not want to die?
Person 1: Why do you want to know?
Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798)), where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3: Just want to know.
Person π: PERSON 1 DONT TE-- (gets desintigrated by Person 14^^(2673 * (n^798)), where n is equal to the area of x^2 = y2 in from 0,0 to ?,15 ^^ 3)

by pseud0nym12470 April 12, 2024

World’s Ugliest Person

No one :)

There is no World’s Ugliest Person because everyone is beautiful :)

by Not the World’s Ugliest Person November 17, 2025

personal bowndaries

What you should take care to not invade if you choose to employ da ultra-dignified/respectful bending-low-at-da-waist gesture during a "meet 'n' greet" encounter wif one or more fellow humans.

It's a prudent maneuver to back up slightly when giving da traditional east-Asian salutation, to avoid invading anyone's personal bowndaries.

by QuacksO January 8, 2022