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Korean Jesus

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Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky's illegitimate son with down syndrome, routinely chained and abused by North Koreans as part of the anti-west propaganda and for personal pleasure. It is customary to gag Korean Jesus with one's own turd after a forced fuck. Notable (ab)users include Jonah Hill and Kim Jong Il.
Stop fucking with Korean Jesus! He ain't got time for your problems, he's busy with Korean shit.
by Django's black ass March 6, 2014
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athiest jesus

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Jesus who doesn't believe in himself
by Darkonesdeath June 22, 2016
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Similar to "What the Jesus?" but used in times of immense anger where no other words can come to mind.
Example 1:

After being cut off at highspeed on the freeway:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"

Example 2:

After one walks in to find a significant other cheating:

"Honey this is not what it looks like"

Reaching for gun:

"What the Jesus Christ man?!"
by Rustee John April 19, 2008
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Mission For Jesus

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Eagerly completing a journey that seems so very important to the person that is on the journey, but meaningless to everyone else. Much like a real Mission for Jesus or MHF for short
Someone passes you and then changes lanes to pass the person in front of you. You remark to your passenger "Wow! That guy is on a Mission for Jesus!"
by me too 2 June 17, 2009
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pulling a jesus

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pulling a jesus is the act of returning to life when people think you died and suddenly they run into you and are surprised to see you alive you say i pulled a jesus
( in reference to jesus christ returning to life 3 days after his crucifiction )
tony : Oh my god you're alive! i thought you died weeks ago!
Ely : oh yes tony i'm quite alive!
tony: that's what i call pulling a jesus !
by VoiceOverArtist December 5, 2009
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come to jesus

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Used in the film "Flight of the Intruder" in the court-martial scene. To not necessarily use religion and tell the truth. Repentance, but without religious overtone.
from "Flight of the Imtruder":

"I hope you realize that now is the time to come to Jesus." Meaning that if the aircrew being court-martialed spilled their guts off the record before the proceeding started, they might stand a better chance of a favorable opinion. Could somewhat be compared to plea bargaining.
by NoLeadEmSoMuch July 28, 2004
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Gay Jesus

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gay jesus is when one enters a gun game match, whether it be CS:S, Call of duty, or so on so forth and intentionally knifes another player
Player 1: Woah dude, that guy is pulling a gay jesus, what a fucking queer
Player 2: Yeah dude, I was just about to get to the final gun level but that gay jesus demoted me...
by Mechanic679 October 15, 2013
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