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Brain Boner

An idea.
I had a raging brain boner the other day. Space Suits for cats is a good idea, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
by earlgreytea23 November 23, 2018
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Braining

Braining is a fun, safe way for gay men to connect with their lesbian counterpart through tribbing.

First get a breast pump and suction it around the anus. Turn on for an efficient prolapse on both men. Finally the men agressively rub prolapses resembling lesbian scissoring
"Hey bro let's get back to braining tonight, got me anus all clean" "Sure man, but we gotta clean my baby mommas breast pump this time."
by KingTwink June 22, 2021
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Brain-Nuke

That moment of desperate repression when someone has severely pissed you off but verbally skull-fucking them would end in divorce / joblessness / restraining order / social services intervention.
"Man, my mother-in-law turned up today and decided she was staying for Christmas. I had a total brain-nuke trying not to tell that bitch to fuck her tinsel and kick her ass out"
by Edmund Dantes November 15, 2013
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Brain Cells

Hey man, do you think you can spot me a few brain cells? I have test coming up.
by UnboundTrauma July 22, 2021
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bog brain

when the brain is of dubious size but incontrovertible moisture.
"I heard Ashley wrote down all of her common conversations on notecards to help save time" "whoa. what a bog brain play"
by minerharry January 22, 2025
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fetus brain

The most intelligent and attractive person ever. You’d definitely want to date them ;)
Oh yeah, I wanna sleep with fetus brain”
by Erectiondetection;) October 29, 2019
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Brain Hinman

Looks like a rat. Hair looks like a winter wonderland. Did I forget to say he looks like a rat.
Look at that guy over there, he looks like a rat must be a Brain Hinman.”
by David likes Big Macs November 11, 2019
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