Austyn

Austyns are usually goofy goobers, with a dirty mind, pure heart, and wise mind. They always have good intentions. They also have the ability to speak to geese.

Guy:you see that guy talking to a goose?

Girl:yea, why?

Guy:he give the goose bread everyday and tells it to deliver it to the food bank, but the goose all ways drops it on someone's head.

Girl:that sounds like austyn behavior

by Whats_a_hill November 30, 2024

Austin

A guy who will willingly nuke anything, try to melt down a nuclear reactor, invade Poland, and try to cause any and as much destruction as possible.

That Austin causes so much destruction.

by Mr. Good Sir the 14th December 2, 2024

Austin Gade

Someone who gets every opportunity, relationship chance, and money all handed to them.

Austin Gade got a date to prom without even trying.

by spiral_staircase December 6, 2024

Australian Candlestick

A way to pleasure yourself, or another person, in which a taper candle, or other skinny candle is placed in the rectum and lit as a form of wax play. (If wax enters the anus a wick may be placed inside the still melted wax and lit again)

Did you hear that Ryan Reynolds had to do the Australian Candlestick in his newest film? There was wax everywhere!!

by Skidmore Muncy December 10, 2024

Australian Outback

the big ass desert in australia

why is the Australian Outback so fucking big?

by Unknown07724 December 20, 2024

Austraylia

Da large south-seas continent where a lot of wayward livestock roams.

Crocodile Dundee preferred da freedom of da bush to da confines of da big city, so perhaps his favorite locale could be termed, "Austraylia".

by QuacksO January 9, 2025

Austin Power's Syndrome

As in the Mike Myer's film "Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery," Dr. Evil's outrageous plot is to control the world,

World domination. We now see that Donald Trump has a plot to control/dominate the World.

Donald Trump has Austin Power's Syndrome. Trump wants to control/ dominate the World.

by anonymous January 10, 2025