Anal cavity search

What airport security officers do to you if you blink wrong.

Imagine a group of people putting gloves on and taking turns shoving it really far up your ass.

Airport cop: Name?

b: {very arabic name}

Airport cop: Come with me, please.

b: God dammit, it's an anal cavity search, isn't it?

Airport cop: Don't worry, we're only violating a COUPLE of your rights..

*glove snaps*

by Name removed by the NSA January 3, 2014

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Anal bum crackers

when best friend sticks his hand into the cracker box after scratching his ass for two minutes straight( underneath is shorts), and and then passes you the box, that you need to eat cause you are 250 miles away from anywhere except a freakin lake.

Robin that is disgusting. take your hand out of the cracker box.

by Jesse Millar April 30, 2005

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anal lung cancer

A disease affecting the anal lung canals, caused by someone sucking up to you too much

Wow man, your '85 Chevy Citation is the nicest car on the block! Do you think you could lend me 10 dawlers?
Quite blowing smoke up my ass, you're gonna give me anal lung cancer

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

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anal full nelson

When you do a full Nelson in someone's hole.

Mmm hole!

Man you anal full Nelson'd the shit out of that hole

by TheNoisePeople January 25, 2014

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Anal Cream and Onion

well, its were you get 10 gallons of whip cream in an air-a-sall can, you get your girl friends to bend over and open her asshole nice and wide;) then you spary the whip cream into you anal hole, after 10 gallons has been emtpyed into her asshole you follow by laying on you back and letting her fart the cream into you mouth

holy fucking shit the Anal Cream and Onion was so good i want more, 10 gallons was not enough

by BigGayAl48 May 6, 2009

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