Swag Fag

A person who is sexually attracted to lamps, and if his lamp is broken, goes on a murder rage.

Also, he is a total hipster and drinks coffee at Starbucks daily.

Woman; "Hey, did you see that guy stroking that lamp at Menards?"
Husband; "Yes, honey. Stay away from him, he's a total swag fag."

by The smol bean May 23, 2016

Firetree Fag

Someone that plays World of Warcraft, on the server Firetree.

Player1: "Hay, u play World of Warcraft?"

Player2: "Yeah, i play on the server Firetree"

Player1: "OMG your a Firetree fag!?"

by Gipsy101 April 12, 2010

Furniture Fag

Any guy that gets way too excited about his skank-ass girlfriend.

"Jay is way too excited about his new girlfriend! Every time he talks about her, he jumps up and down on my couch like that furniture fag Tom Cruise."

by Elcopro December 21, 2009

Fag

Kindling or a Cigarette

Back in Nero’s day he would grab a few fags from the local Christian church and use em as lighting for his gay orgies ☺️

by Enderlee October 25, 2022

Bag The Fag

An activity that many homohaters do. They look for a gay person and then they put a bag over their head until they can't breathe. This suffocates them. It usually results in the death of the gay person. It's more common among gay guys than gay girls but it could be for both. That's why it's called "Bag The Fag". Because they put a bag over the fag (faggot).

Homohater "LET'S GO BAG THE FAG!!!"
Gay Man "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
*He runs away*

by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025

fag

ethan

you saw ethan being a fag today?

by abbytbfh February 22, 2022

Fag (new)

1. (Noun) Someone who is incapable of acknowledging the dystopian society that is currently present.
2. (Noun) A medically inferior, indoctrinated IT person, with early stages of balding, blindly defends corrupt corporations.
3. (Noun) A Big Brother worshipper.

Note: No longer used as a derogatory term against gays/lesbians.

Amanda: "I tried to kindly explain to my date that the world we live in is not what it seems - he just squealed and called me a conspiracy theorist!"
Kylie: "Oh, he's just another weak-spermed, brainwashed FAG."
Amanda (whispering): "Hey, we're in a gay bar - please don't use that term!"
Kylie: "Oh, my bad. Didn't you know? Go on Urban Dictionary and search the word, 'Fag (new)'!"

by derogatoryTheDestroyer October 25, 2023