Someone who is assertive about where you will be eating together on a date based on their prior and extensive research on Yelp.com
“How was your date with Brian last night?”
“Ugh he’s such a Yelp Top, had the whole night planned and wouldn’t stop talking about the ‘tips’”
“Ugh he’s such a Yelp Top, had the whole night planned and wouldn’t stop talking about the ‘tips’”
by QUILLCAT April 10, 2022
Get the Yelp Topmug. An unwanted or degrading feature that worsens an already unfavorable situation, highlighting its baseness or unpleasantness.
by BHARAT_THE_GREAT June 23, 2025
Get the dung beetle on top of the poopmug. 
A drink which is comprised of Rita's Lime-A-Rita poured over a full cup of ice topped with White Claw Mango Hard Seltzer. A quality "Claw on Top" is gauged by the first few sips which should be 100% indistinguishable from pure White Claw (Mango flavor).
by Nicky the drink man August 22, 2019
Get the Claw on Topmug. by sukdeeznuts June 15, 2017
Get the sugar on topmug. by Notahumanbeing May 7, 2020
Get the Topmug. by marc henderson October 8, 2008
Get the fukkit topmug.