Americans love the monarchy

Hym "DO Americans love the monarchy? I don't know, I mean, maybe if you had a hot princess or something but nah... Don't give a fuck about a monarch. I find the insinuation that God would choose anyone other than me insulting! My genes are superior and my intellect is unparalleled! But I'll tell you what: If you get yourselves a hot princess... I will marry her and set the world proper. "

by Hym Iam April 21, 2024

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American Dick Trap

when you and a buddy use a pocket pussy fucking both ends at the same time, it creates a suction similar to that of a Chinese finger trap, forcing both parties to frot their dicks together inside the toy until they climax.

Tom: Hey did you hear Frank got a pocket pussy on the weekend?

Dan: Yea, me and him are gonna preform an american dick trap with it.

by Parallax266 December 5, 2022

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trans-American

an immigrant to America.

"My grandmother recently came out as trans-American. She moved here from China."
"Julio Iglesias, I support you for coming out as trans-American, but why did you have to do it illegaly?"

by usc boi November 10, 2021

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American

Something that I'm grateful every day for not being

- There's so much shit going on in Massachusetts oh god
- Damn I'm grateful every day that I don't live there nor am I American ^^

by jensimp11 October 31, 2020

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American

A native of America; originally applied to the aboriginals, or copper-colored races, that has always been here and still here to this day ; but now applied to the descendants of Europeans born in America.

The Americans have been Reclassified as Colored, Negro, Mulatto, Black and now African American (All Misnomers).

by Chief Kitchi Waya March 7, 2022

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