Dead

verb: first person singular, present tense

Its what happens to 3rd world females when they experience something embarassing or witness something hilarious.

(Mostly expressed in text messages)

ex.
"Omg becky told john I have a crush on him' im dead rn💀"
"That joke was hilarious im dead halalalala"

by Jesus jerry curl February 21, 2020

Dead Laughter

A killjoy who lived in the outskirts of Battery City, specifically zone 6. Her best friend was Midnight Tragedy and she died from a fun shot in 2024.
That was not a spelling error.

Omg! It’s Dead Laughter and Midnight Tragedy!

by a mcr fan February 29, 2020

dead slob

a dead slob is someone who is fat and dead.

man did you see the news about that dead slob??

by walidagreat March 2, 2020

dead meme

The dead funny or not funny joke.

*sees the OLD joke*
Me:This is the dead meme

by goolololo March 8, 2020

Dead homie

Are ansectors or dead people..so we say dead homie they're your homie

Like"Yoo I'm talking to my dead homie using black cocaine and burning poverty weed".😻

by Skrrt tshelo II March 9, 2020

Dead nut

When you put one balls in her pussy with y and when you take them out, they’re numb from lack of circulation.

Things got real freaky last night and I ended up with a dead nut.

by Pizi March 13, 2020

Dead

When someone or something dies

I think it’s dead

by I think I’m dead March 14, 2020