I invented you 

A response to when a friend becomes popular only because they hang out with you, and then claims they are better than you.

Friend: "What can I say? I just have more friends than you do."
You: "Bitch what are you saying? I invented you"

I invented you by VegetableMadeBones June 14, 2018

I have depression 

You'll probably get it when you see me hating myself so I don't shower for days which makes me even hate myself more, because why shouldn't I shower with depression, why am I resisting to normal hygiene standards? Anyway, if someone says that, just say something like 'yeah' or 'Feel you'. Better than you being too nice and who would write a whole book about why that person shouldn't have depression.

Friend: Hi William
Me: I have depression

Friend: Yeah

I have depression by Sometimesyouwanttocrie November 11, 2018

I love you more 

Davis loving Lulu more(.)

Lulu-I love you
Davis-I love you more
Lulu-No
Davis-Let me look it up

I love you more by Davis Marciel 1992 November 15, 2018

I MER YOUR FREE SPIRIT 

I MER YOUR FREE SPIRIT. MAAT KEEPS YOU GOING AND THE EYES WILL ALWAYS ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS. -OPTIMISTIC

I MER YOUR FREE SPIRIT. MAAT KEEPS YOU GOING AND THE EYES WILL ALWAYS ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS. -OPTIMISTIC

I MER YOUR FREE SPIRIT by GENERAL DALADY December 9, 2018

I Did Something Bad 

I Did Something Bad is an abosolute bop from Taylor Swift’s 6th studio album, reputation. This song was the first song that artist Taylor Swift has ever sworn in. The sang the iconic line “If a man talks shit then I owe him nothing” referring to when Kanye West tried to take credit for Taylor Swift’s success in his song, Famous. Therefore, I Did Something Bad is a lyrical masterpiece that has such an important meaning behind it. Now go steam it!

“Stream reputation on Spotify”
“My dude I have been, my favourite song is I Did Something Bad!”

I Did Something Bad by Taylor_sw13t February 23, 2019

I have to tell u something 

1.When ur crush texts you and then u get that felling in your stomach

2.when ur boyfriend texts u and says that u just shit your self since ur so scared he will break up with u

1
Crush:Hey I have to tell u something .
Me:ok what’s up .
Me inside:holy shit is this really happening .
2
Boyfriend:hey I have to tell you something

Me:oh ok what’s up

Me inside :shit is this really fucking happening

I have to tell u something by Mainbitch2.0 February 28, 2019

I dinny ken 

“I dinny ken” is a common Scottish phrase meaning “I don’t know”

Greg: Didn’t Scott and Emma split up?
Ryan: I dinny ken, mate.

I dinny ken by imfaescotland April 27, 2019