Bald-Goldilocks 

A girl who thinks she is popular, or super hot. She can't keep a guy for more than a couple of days. She thinks she has great hair, hence the word, but she needs a weave. This girl is who everyone aspires to be, she is also the one who will most likely end up pregnant in high-school.

"OMG have you seen Emily lately? She is such a Bald-Goldilocks!"
"I know right? Why does everybody like her? She is such a Bitch!"

Bald-Goldilocks by WASSUP Y'ALL June 1, 2018

the golden drive 

Driving from one destination to another with all lights being/turning green so there is no stopping.

I just had the golden drive. I managed to get to your house without any red lights.

the golden drive by 6kizan June 28, 2018

The Golden Spider 

This man is the star of many twelve year olds wet dreams, and the king of gaming, people who reject this definition are most likely old paedophiles that don't like him...

Me: Check out The Golden Spider's newest video!
Him: It's just a bunch of gaming videos, there all the same...

The Golden Spider by Buttingboii321 October 24, 2018

the golden tornado 

The Golden Tornado is when a woman is placed onto a spinning bar stool while a group of drunk Germans piss on her until she is soaked.

She always thought The Golden Tornado was a movie. Boy was she wrong! That chair was spinning so fast , the piss was everywhere!

the golden tornado by The thin Brown line December 27, 2018

Ultimate Golden shower 

The act of peeing in your lovers butt, then laying on the bed while they stand over you and spray your piss all over your face! It's the Unlimate Golden shower!

"I hope you're into some freaky shit because tonight you're giving me the Ultimate Golden Shower!"

Ultimate Golden shower by Mr. DIRTY MURK April 2, 2019

Emily Goldenberg 

That one girl in your class that loves to say “you’re my FAVORITE PERSON in the ENTIRE WORLD!!!”

Oh god i can hear Emily Goldenberg is here she’s already on her rant

Emily Goldenberg by Oh god why? April 4, 2019

The Golden Scar 

Whoever looked this up is such a BOT and loves Fortnite or The Lion King.

Guy 1: I need my golden scar bro
Guy 2: only bots need golden scars
Guy 1: no I meant the lion king!
Guy 2: oh......The Golden Scar!

The Golden Scar by TBS_Inferno May 21, 2019