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Waist Down Shower

To take a quick shower from the waist down to remove any remnants (odor, residue) of a hook up that lingre on ones cock; so the next girl to fuck or suck is unaware you just taxed the shit out of some ass immediately prior to meeting up with her
Andy: That was quick, you showered and your hair isnt even wet?

Me: I just took a Waist Down Shower so your mom doesnt smell your sisters pussy on my cock!

Andy: *Bummed*
by TheAnonymousGuy123 January 26, 2009
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close the bars down

When you're out bar-hopping until the wee hours of the morn moving from a bar that's closing to a later-closing-bar until it's just time to call it a night and bang somebody. Event usually occurs from about 2AM to 4AM.
Hey, Saturday, what say you we close the bars down?
by D-Bruch October 15, 2009
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Upside-down Merlin

The act in which a male, during 69, ejaculates on his partner's face and then immediately flips her off of his body. He must then immediately grab a handful of glitter (which he had in his hand, pocket, or on the bedside table) and "cast" it into his partner's face. The glitter will adhere to the partner's face, leaving her "under his spell". The male can then, if desired, yell "EXCALIBUR!" at the top of his lungs.
"So how was it with Gabi last night?"

"Oh man, she had no idea, I pulled off the Upside-down Merlin. That bitch is totally under my spell."
by The Wizard of Cock May 18, 2009
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going down south

The performance of oral sex,usually cunnilingus but may also refer to fellatio.
by lowdown November 18, 2004
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Land Down Under

Australia. Appropriate nickname because of its location (below Asia) and the extreme differences between Australia and other continents/countries.

Animals: Koalas, Kangaroos, Echidnas, Platypi (Platypusses?), and Tasmanian Devils are creatures that only inhabit Australia in the wild.

Seasons: Australian summer is most other countries' winter, and vice versa.

Land: Mostly desert and open plains. Probably contains the highest percent of desert of any continent (Antarctica is tundra, not desert).

This would also be a good nickname for Antarctica, which is literally under every continent.
I'm not sure if the Land Down Under has any urban slang, unless you consider "Blimey!" and "mate" to be UrbanSpeak.
by Rodney Basil May 19, 2004
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Southern Beat-Down

Its when you put a Confederate flag on your chest, then put on country music (Sweet Home Alabama works great!) Then, you quickly beat up the closest person near you.
My head still hurts from when Phil gave me that Southern Beat-Down!
by Mr. Burgess November 20, 2007
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Trickle Down Shower

A shower in which you only apply body wash to the top of your body, allowing it to trickle down to your lower body in order to wash it instead of applying it yourself. Named after Ronald Reagan's famous use of "Trick Down Economics" which is known for being a failure.
Johnny: Bruh, your ass fucking STINKS.
Ronald: Really? I have been taking trickle down showers every day for a week, I should smell great!
Johnny: Bro you legit have not cleaned your ass for a week.
by yumspoiledmilk April 9, 2021
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