car

A small, furry, carnivorous mammal. It is the only domesticated species of the family Felidae and is often kept as a house pet.

Sometimes when I met my car he starts purring.

My car is hungry. Honey, grab the Fancy Feast!

I hate cars. Dogs are so much better.

by shnar-bar the cookie jar May 31, 2024

Flute Car

Flute Car is a car that has a horrible suspension and when it brakes, it sounds like someone failing to play the Flute.

Ayo, look at that, it's Flute Car.

by 2Curvy February 21, 2021

Silly Car

Silly car = Silly cat

Silly car: *does something*
everyone: omg silly!!!

by Bailedx March 20, 2024

3$ car wash

When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.

Hey man why are you walking funny?

Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.

This is why she left you bro

by Lil dewdrop June 11, 2023

seamus car

The talented drummer from American Thrash Metal band, Slayer II: Electric Boogaloo, also known as Negativity.

He is a god tier drummer and can Blast Beat at 240 bpm for 3 minutes.

Have you heard of Seamus Car? His Napalm Death covers are legendary!

by colewhite February 10, 2020

cloney car

modern cars that look the same

All cloney cars look the same

by anonymous September 13, 2020

Program Cars

A used vehicle that was a rental car.

The car rental place just filled our lots with Program Cars. We are going to make some serious sells of these used cars.

by Nodnarb1 April 4, 2022