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cum coaster

A tattoo on the lower back thought to identify a woman as sexually promiscuous. Such a tattoo is a hypothetical target for semen should a man be having unprotected sex with a partner doggy style and decide to pull out just prior to ejaculation, hence cum coaster.

See: Tramp Stamp
"I pulled out and shot my load all over that tramp's cum coaster."
cum coaster by Josepolis January 17, 2008
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Cum wallet

A wallet, that contains the money obtained by donating sperm.
Steve: Why do you have 2 wallets?
Mark: One of them is my cum wallet.
Cum wallet by CUM_WALLET November 26, 2009
Related Words

cum cutting 

The act of getting a man's cum in your mouth and spitting it out through both sides of your mouth, while the center of your lips are still touching.
John: I heard Jenna is good at cum cutting.
Luke: Yeah me and Blair taught her.
cum cutting by The Gospel of John December 5, 2009
when you are getting a blow job and you pull out and flick the girl under her chin with your dick, and cum all over her neck.
I totally cum dipped that girl last night because she was being a bitch.
cum dip by hopegetowned March 29, 2010

Cum Foot 

When you get a combination of shower water and cum on one or both of your feet after masturbating in the shower.
I got a cum foot last night when I was showering and I had to wash it off; it was gnarly, man.

cum guzzler

someone who eagerly takes loads of cum down their exquisite throat.
Dylan: Yo, that chick is a total cum guzzler.
Brody: I know bro, that is Tali for ya.
cum guzzler by brodubs March 18, 2011
The thick chunks in a man's cum when he has had blue balls for a couple months.
You don't wanna too long without getting your dick sucked! You might end up jizzing out a painful load of cum tots!
Cum tot by Rodney777 April 26, 2011