Cocktipus

A sexual creature that can pleasure 8 penises at one given time.

1 in the mouth, 1 in the butt, 1 in the vagina, 1 in each arm pit, 1 in the arches of the feet put together, and 1 firmly grasped in each hand.

Holy fuck look! It's a Cocktipus! I didn't know they existed.

by Rodney777 April 08, 2011

Hefa-fuck

A man or woman too large to be called a fuck.

John, the cop, was a giant hefa-fuck who liked to eat donuts.

After hours of insulting Riley, the word fuck just couldn't quite describe how big of a fuck he was. This was the moment where the insult hefa-fuck was born.

by Rodney777 April 08, 2011

Cum tot

The thick chunks in a man's cum when he has had blue balls for a couple months.

You don't wanna too long without getting your dick sucked! You might end up jizzing out a painful load of cum tots!

by Rodney777 April 08, 2011