Chris be Chrissing

you cant be mad at chris for being chris

“WTH CHRIS J FKN MURDERS A DISABLED KID!!”
“It’s fine, Chris be Chrissing”
“Oh yeah, you’re correct

by chrispytoes September 25, 2022

chris aube

Perfect in every way it's not even human. He's the kind of guy that will make ur heart melt in literally 2 seconds. He doesn't really enjoy relationships but doesn't mind being in them as long as they are stress free. He has a rocking body and is always busy with a sport but isn't particularly social. He is a softie but is tough on the outside. Never take him for granted and if he's yours, ur pretty damn lucky.

Mia:"omg ur dating Chris Aube! you better never take him for granted"

by localtrashcan May 15, 2017

Chris Rape

Chris rape is when you finesse someone underneath a bed without their consent

Susan: I jus got chris rape(d) yesterday

Chris: Dont be telling our business

by AssClapperSince06 February 02, 2021

Like a chris

Like a chris

When you be a pussy taking a covid test like a Chris

by Gim with a G March 28, 2022

CHRIS MOODY

best person ever. all that is needed to say

i love chris moody

by chris moody lover November 07, 2021

Cal Chris

a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.

Hey, nice glasses...you fucking Cal Chris, hows Steven Erwin feeling?

by rithmppig May 24, 2011

chris doty

A multi cultural thug that’s half white half black and can be found around the Springville area

“I’m gonna pull a Chris doty up in here jit”

by Czjit December 08, 2021