Pulling a Chris
The act of promising to do something only to take a shit, masturbate then fall asleep and not do what was promised.
Pulling a Chris by Hawtsloppytoppy March 21, 2021
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National Fuck Chris Day
November 22nd, a day where everyone gathers around to fuck Chris and his massive ass to fuck him with a smile
Branson: I can't wait to go fuck Chris tomorrow
Gavin: I know right, it'll be so nut quaking
Chris: Hey guys, I don't think national fuck Chris day is such a good idea
Gavin: I know right, it'll be so nut quaking
Chris: Hey guys, I don't think national fuck Chris day is such a good idea
National Fuck Chris Day by Christmastonimo November 21, 2021
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Big Fella Chris… BFC
He’s a diamond geezer, a bobby dazzler, a top bloke… expert killer of digital things… wit as sharp as the knife used to cut his arm bobble off… so fun it’ll make you want to shit… has oodles of inner Mugen… is a danger to the older population when donning a swimsuit at the communal pool depends on proximity but lots of high blood pressure and pacemaker malfunctions… natural habitat Quebec party central!
Has a tendency to be very naughty but will behave for bj’s… BUT this is only a temporary measure so will need plenty of follow ups… Is effin HUGE has legs bigger than most people’s entire body… keeps them this way on a squeaky ass exercise bike! (which is kinda cute).
Has a teeny tiny friend who also has a tendency to be naughty but bj’s won’t work as she’s female… it is yet to be determined what makes her behave!
Side note… Is the best fur daddy on the planet
Has a tendency to be very naughty but will behave for bj’s… BUT this is only a temporary measure so will need plenty of follow ups… Is effin HUGE has legs bigger than most people’s entire body… keeps them this way on a squeaky ass exercise bike! (which is kinda cute).
Has a teeny tiny friend who also has a tendency to be naughty but bj’s won’t work as she’s female… it is yet to be determined what makes her behave!
Side note… Is the best fur daddy on the planet
Big Fella Chris… BFC by MissChips69 December 23, 2021
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Maddie And Chris
A situationship/relationship were two people like each other but don’t want to commit and have no labels. They keep loyalty to each other besides there toxic past. They care for each other , put effort into there non exclusive relationship. They keep people out there business cause they know how they feel about each other behind the scenes. Basically just a defined situation-ship.
Mike: what type of relationship you have with that girl?
Ben: oh it’s basically like a Maddie and Chris situation
Ben: oh it’s basically like a Maddie and Chris situation
Maddie And Chris by #mads August 13, 2022
Have I Done Something Wrong lyrics Chris Curtis
Hi.I would message you but I don't wanna sound petty and if I do this I can pretend this isn't me :-) . Anyway I'll get to it. Theres like so so much I've wanted to say and I hate myself for not saying anything but I guess because you mean so much to me I'm so scared of ruining something with us which is so so stupid because I know that I'm only ruining it more by saying nothing. It's just I feel like the more I try, the more of a burden to you i feel. I just want to start over from the begining, and just be more brave and honest and I'm sorry I haven't been like that. But anyway I feel like you're mad at me and if you are I get it but can you just be honest and tell me what it is because I don't know if I've done something and if there is something I've done can you tell me how to fix it because I just wanna do my best to do whatever I can to make this work. You're probably not and I'm being paranoid and petty but yeah :-). Anyway even if you're not mad at all or anything like that i want you to know that i care so fucking much about you and I really hope that I never lose you. Wow this sounds so dramatic it's really not it's just theres like so much I wanna talk to you about but it feels weird for it to come outta no where yk.
I also wanted to say you're really really pretty <3
EHDCKJEC I LIKE YOU SO MUCH
ok I'm done you will probably never read this but thats fine :-)
определенно не гей mhmmmmm 🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈
I also wanted to say you're really really pretty <3
EHDCKJEC I LIKE YOU SO MUCH
ok I'm done you will probably never read this but thats fine :-)
определенно не гей mhmmmmm 🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈
Have I Done Something Wrong lyrics Chris Curtis by :-))))))))))) September 3, 2021