Turdle Wax

When you’re receiving a handjob and you have to take a shit, so your partner open palm catches it and proceeds to use your turd to jerk you off.

Glenn really enjoys when chicks turdle wax him after a his pineapple pizza’s.

by Cracklized November 15, 2017

TúrTúLé

The feeling of having a Turd to Lay.

Ricky: John get out of the bathroom!

John: it’ll be a while.

Ricky: hurry! I have a TúrTúLé!!!

by Shiggy Malone December 2, 2017

Turdle

When you ALMOST step in your dogs poop, but notice it just in time to jump over it instead.

I was going to get the lawnmower out of the shed but had to go through a couple turdles to get there.

by Sneegas April 24, 2018

Turkle Neck

1.) When your skin on your neck wrinkles and hangs so low, it forms a permanent and self made turtle neck, like a turkey neck.
2.) another word for an uncircumcised penis

She is so beautiful, but she really needs to lose her turkle neck!

by awheeler15 January 28, 2018

tortleschnorttle

The face ur homie makes when u offer up the good succ

Riley’s face turned tortleschnorttle when jordan offered to get on his knees for him.

by doodleslop January 25, 2018

Turtling

When you sit down and your penis inside itself.

Ahh crap, my penis is turtling. I better stand up.

by The penguin king March 7, 2018

Turkle

Turning and talking

Teacer: Alright guys, now turkle about the questions
Studnets: Start turkeling

by HDS714braves May 30, 2018