If you're reading this Kyan, this is you. You finger underage asshole while furiously masturbating and cackling you 40-year-old husk.
by fuckoffnsa42069lol February 22, 2021
Get the stoopid old pedophilemug. by $uicidefart January 26, 2024
Get the The old Mcmanmug. Noun. Singular. A contemporary term that describes someone with advanced journalistic expertise but is out of touch with any classical aspect of literary amusement, namely crossword puzzle solving. It's most appropriately used in reference to an Editor-in-Chief of a graduate school newspaper but could be extended to describe any member of the editorial board thereof.
by TMP's © November 7, 2014
Get the old doormug. horny cosplayers. Also the age where puberty starts to kick in, its not a good age, at this age you get access to lots of apps on the app store or play store, also at this age you start to think you are so mature even though you are really just a underaged horny little shit
at this age you already know multiple things your parents rather you don't know and you also become dirty minded, you have a huge friend group or are socially awkward and you have an unhealthy obsession with not doing your work and sleeping most of the time
you don't go out that much either
at this age you already know multiple things your parents rather you don't know and you also become dirty minded, you have a huge friend group or are socially awkward and you have an unhealthy obsession with not doing your work and sleeping most of the time
you don't go out that much either
a 12 year old in 2019 is born in 2007 or late-2006
a 12 year old in 2020 is born in 2008 or late-2007
a 12 year old in 2021 is born in 2009 or late-2008
a 12 year old in 2022 is born in 2010 or late-2009
a 12 year old in 2023 is born in 2011 or late-2010
a 12 year old in 2024 is born in 2012 or late-2011
we getting old
a 12 year old in 2020 is born in 2008 or late-2007
a 12 year old in 2021 is born in 2009 or late-2008
a 12 year old in 2022 is born in 2010 or late-2009
a 12 year old in 2023 is born in 2011 or late-2010
a 12 year old in 2024 is born in 2012 or late-2011
we getting old
by lonelywinter July 15, 2023
Get the 12 year oldmug. When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
by Dick longington June 20, 2018
Get the Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnsonmug. It's a golden year also the year you realise your youth is truly almost over
It's the kind of year where people expect you to have realised your potential or to be married already and have babies already
The year in which all your dreams are a realised if you are a responsible individual who works hard and have not experienced any unprecedented circumstances -Written by a 23/24 yr old
It's the kind of year where people expect you to have realised your potential or to be married already and have babies already
The year in which all your dreams are a realised if you are a responsible individual who works hard and have not experienced any unprecedented circumstances -Written by a 23/24 yr old
28 years old is
Oh wow so you're 28 now
Congratulations!
You've been alive for 28 years now.
Hopefully you've done something awesome with your life
Oh wow so you're 28 now
Congratulations!
You've been alive for 28 years now.
Hopefully you've done something awesome with your life
by misfit mentality May 7, 2023
Get the 28 years oldmug. Dresses as if he's on vacation 24/7. Hawaiian shirt or similar, shorts usually kaki, cheap sunglasses
"My Dad looks like he's on vacation 24/7."
"-You mean he has the old man uniform down."
"Yeah, he looks comfortable though."
"-You mean he has the old man uniform down."
"Yeah, he looks comfortable though."
by panipilot April 30, 2015
Get the old man uniformmug.