When the semi least tolerable friend of the group excuses themselves from party chat to urinate with the mic on or at times off. They key indicator of a Drago Pisser is upon coming back from urinating they ask stupid questions such as “hey yo, what time is it!?” And proceeds to obnoxiously open a new beer.

“Hey yo, where is Drago the Fago?” Lou asked.
“Taking a Drago Piss” D replied.

“Time to mute him?”

“Yeah”
*Click*
“Yo WhAT TiMe iS It!”

Drago Piss by DragoDiCuore May 5, 2023

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Two Lane Way Piss

When a man urinates and his piss goes into two split directions causing a great difficulty in control of keeping the two separate piss to go directly in the toilet. Usually ends up in a big yellow mess around the toilet and/or the floor.

This morning I was so mad because I had a Two Lane Way Piss which ended up with a big mess on the toilet and the floor!

Two Lane Way Piss by HyperDunks November 21, 2010

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The Dreaded Piss

The first piss in a drinking session that follows with subsequent piss breaks every 5 minutes

I've just been for the dreaded piss now I'm gonna be pissing like a racehorse

The Dreaded Piss by atomheartpd October 3, 2011

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fist full of piss

When you fill a beer bottle with piss and give it to a drunk friend unknowingly they drink it and beat the shit out of you

Tristan:hey did you hear what happend to Charlie?
Karissa:yea he got a fist full of piss

fist full of piss by Dovahwank June 2, 2016

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