pant miner

A person who enters into a false serious realtionship for sex.

Becky? I told you he didn't love you, he was just one of those pant miners.

by SkyBlu April 25, 2014

pant weasel

When you can see the outline of a mans manhood through his pants and it looks like a weasel in his pants. Often implying said manhood is larger than average

Whoa, check out John's pant weasel, I think he needs bigger pants.

by JaketheSnake79 June 5, 2016

Shatner Pants

An acknowledgement of whoever or whatever shat in her pants.

INXS: "Shatner Pants, Shatner Pants! Every Single One Of Us Shatner Pants!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 31, 2023

Pissy pants

A female narcasist that wets the bed drunk on the regular and thats why they cant find a man

Did you smell inside that flower shop? I heard the owner stinks of piss and she is a right pissy pants in bed.

by dgafnem August 28, 2022

Tan Pants Man

Middle aged white males, usually overweight, wear tan pants, plastic-rimmed "aviator" style eyeglasses, computer/electronics nerds. Personal hygiene optional. Button-down shirts, always tucked in. Go for Asian women, any "exotic" type will do, as long as he can be dominant. Mommy Issues. Heavily into cultural appropriation. Can find them in Asian martial arts, drum circles, Asian healing arts, or pushing the cart for their Asian wives in the grocery store. Usually insists on having at least 1 son.

"I knew he'd like Le's sister; he's a tan pants man."

by SOG3 January 7, 2021

Knee hiding pant leg tugger

Someone who acts hard around people who make them feel safe and starts drama with hopes somebody will protect him/her

That knee hiding pant leg tugger really needs a piggy back

by WiddleBirch May 13, 2023

Pants

That’s pants means that’s shit, that’s crap, that’s naff. British slang adjective

His car is pants

by Hay balls July 13, 2020