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One and run

When you go on a first date and realize that it's not you, it's them. Bad date. You only need to have one before you run.
Friend 1: "How was your date with so-and-so?"
Friend 2: "Oh gosh, that's not happening again."
Friend 1: "Another one and run."
One and run by magomeche July 26, 2013

one man stand 

One man standing alone in a room, often confused with the more awesome one night stand.
Troels had a lof on one man stands.
one man stand by Dr. Schumacher69 September 17, 2013

one and half sandwiches 

The act of making a sandwich to a fraction. To suffice yours and possibly another's hunger.
"Hey teagan you hungry bro??? Yo you should make one and half sandwiches and give me half!!"

One Dip Zip 

It's during a sexual intercourse. The male dips one time then finishes and zips his pants. This happens maybe the first time the male has sexual intercourse and it's quite embarrassing.
Guy: Dude i completely embarrased myself last night with Janna.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy: I one dip zipped...
Guy 2: Ahh shit man.
One Dip Zip by SiXeH November 23, 2013

one finger bandit 

A person that prides themself on bestowing upon a fortunate individual a high standard of pleasure, not usually possible with just one digit.
Oi Charles, have you heard about this prowling Robin Hood whoe's new in town. He goes by the name of the "One Finger Bandit". He pillages the rich and ravishes the poor.
one finger bandit by Fratton November 26, 2013

one eyed brown monster

The forehead pattern after enjoying a powerful sewage slurp.
"I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."