when you get fucked (without lube) until your ass bleeds for a week, by some jackass that is a fuckin retard for not puting your paperwork in on time causing you to get fucked out of a re-enlistment.
Cpl *R* hey man are you going to WTI with us next month? Cpl *J* No I just just got fucked by the"BIG GREEN WEENIE" and have two weeks to check out and find a new job.
by Cpl *J* May 06, 2010
by Roger DeCoster September 13, 2005
This highly homo erotic mixed erotic martial arts move is defined by the act of two jujitsu enthusiasts grappling fully nude in a public handicapped bathroom stall ending when the winner has the loser pinned in one of the art’s many submission techniques and then taking as big a shit on to the losing grappler’s head. For those not into fecal erotica, chocolate cake can be substituted as well as the use of a funnel and/or a glass coffee table to simulate this ancient act of mixed erotic martial arts.
“Dude, I just walked into the crippled stall and Jimothy and Jessie were wrestling, buck nekkid on the floor and Jimothy was gruntin’ out a huge shit onto Jessie’s forehead! WTF?”
“Ah… Good ol’ Jim, practicing his new jujitsu move again… haha…”
“Wth? That’s totally disgusting and gay!”
“That’s Jimothy’s signature move, the Green Bay Grappler!”
“Ah… Good ol’ Jim, practicing his new jujitsu move again… haha…”
“Wth? That’s totally disgusting and gay!”
“That’s Jimothy’s signature move, the Green Bay Grappler!”
by RocketJohn September 06, 2007
by be1pers January 26, 2009
A football team located in Green Bay, Wisconsin. Under the leadership of Vince Lombardi, they won the first two Super Bowls. Currently the star player of the team is the quarterback, Brett Favre (not Farve, you goddamn fucking idiots). He is considered to be one of the best players in the game right now.
by jbltk October 12, 2003
The massacre of March 2007 in Berlin, CT. A green van was reported to have alledgedly been following close behind middle-school student school buses, the driver tipping the hat to a girl walking her dog. Since hat-tipping is against the law in Connecticut, immediate actionw as taken in order to save the town of Berlin's youth from being molested, violated, assaulted, or hurt.
Within a week or so, the "Green Van Massacre" had been proven to just be a public transportation vehicle carrying disabled or far-away Berlin resident children to their homes, as it has been for the past 5 years prior to this event.
"Investigators said one of the men was last seen wearing a fishing style hat while the van drove slowly through the neighborhoods. Police said the driver tipped his hat to a young female who was walking her dog.
As a precautionary measure, police have added patrols in the area and said the men have not done anything illegal or shown any indication of illegal activity."
Within a week or so, the "Green Van Massacre" had been proven to just be a public transportation vehicle carrying disabled or far-away Berlin resident children to their homes, as it has been for the past 5 years prior to this event.
"Investigators said one of the men was last seen wearing a fishing style hat while the van drove slowly through the neighborhoods. Police said the driver tipped his hat to a young female who was walking her dog.
As a precautionary measure, police have added patrols in the area and said the men have not done anything illegal or shown any indication of illegal activity."
Dude, did you see that? That man hat-tipped me. Could this be the next Green Van Massacre?
Fool, her breasts are as real as the Green Van Massacre.
Fool, her breasts are as real as the Green Van Massacre.
by MissAccurate March 28, 2008
Nick-name for Green Hope High School, in Cary, NC. Often used by the students, or prospective student, of Green Hope.
by Getting Out of Here January 24, 2011