John Devereux'd 

A comical fall on ice, resulting in the victim slipping and sliding around, trying to maintain his balance, before hurdling towards the floor and injuring his ribs and chin.

Holy shit! That guy just John Devereux'd

John Devereux'd by Captaincottro December 28, 2009

John McBlaine 

John McBlaine is a mash up of John McCain and Pokémon's Blaine. He opposes Brock Obama.

The race for Pokéresident is heated this year. John McBlaine's really hitting the issues that Brock Obama won't touch.

John McBlaine by KillerSquare December 10, 2011

john time 

Multiply real time by 150 percent.

You say you will be here in 15 minutes, is that real time or John time.

john time by iamthatgood January 5, 2012

john stringfellow 

A chubby Mexican/ Chinese/ Indian person who sucks at every sport (careful though, he will deny this fact every time it is brought up upon him). He is know horrible argumentative stratigies. He will never shut up and is always seeking to out do anyone at anything and everything.

John Stringfellow is so annoying. Why can't he leave us alone?

john stringfellow by Pedro Ramirez January 1, 2014

John Goodspeed 

The act of tolerance when working with absolute idiots. Usually when there is a holier-than-thou individual involved.

Melanie really John Goodspeeded Ivan today.

John Goodspeed by Fat Ivan February 23, 2014

John McClaned 

Using a long thick ice sickle to vaginally toy your favorite lady on those cold kinky winter nights

The wife was feeling kinky last night so is broke an ice sickle off the roof and John McClaned her. Untill she melted it completely away.

John McClaned by Pipeline soldier September 14, 2014

John Kohles 

The second shortest dude in the universe, second to Joseph Crossley.

John Kohles could beat anybody at limbo, except for Joseph Crossley.

John Kohles by Ketatlas April 17, 2015