cereal porn

When man is eating a bowl of cereal and watching porn with significant other at the same time then when the man is ready to nut he ejaculates in the bowl and then your significant other takes the bowl with nut and milk and swallows it all

Man:Babe you want to cereal porn
Woman:Yes

Man&woman eat cereal watching porn and jacking off
Man:I'm cumming drink it
Man grunts while Nutting in the bowl of milk
Woman takes bowl and drinks it all
Woman:That tastes so good

by Thatbitch7600! December 15, 2022

Porn

Stuff I love

I’m going to go jerk off to some porn

by Tfisdat March 15, 2020

orangutan porn

the shit a 8 year old beats their meat to after going to the zoo

Me: hey kid are you watching planet of the apes? i love that movie!
Kid: yeah
Me: why the fuck is Caesar butt-fucking Maurice?

Kid: im sorry for lying this is Orangutan Porn

by WENDSDEH July 26, 2024

Comfort Porn

Warm and fuzzy, but ultimately useless, feel-good memes or statements.

Some social media feeds are full of no more than Precious Moments, irrelevant promises and other comfort porn.

by BobBoxx November 20, 2022

FURRY PORN LOVER

CODY

CODY IS SUCH A FURRY PORN LOVER

by sigma bard July 8, 2025

Ankaha Porn

No one knows why but someone made hardcore porn out of a character from a kid's game (Animal Crossing). Ankaha has been seen as ''hot'' by many people so you know what rule 34 artists decided to do.

Ankaha porn is very hot I like to beat to it

by anonymous February 2, 2022

Porn

A thing with naked women, men, and anything else that you masturbate too, and as soon as you orgasm, lose all interest in.

Man 1: Imma go watch some porn
Rest of friends: We all know damn well he'll be right back after he cums

by Milkgetter March 11, 2023